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Anonymous · 2 years ago

    • My dream tbh

    The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."
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    Raptor · 1 year ago

    • Pure law-abiding citizen.

    A person wearing a black balaclava and gloves is holding a gun in one hand and a book labeled "LAW" in the other. The text above reads: "HOLD ON GUYS," and the text below reads: "LET ME CHECK THE GUN LAWS FIRST".
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    what’s dudeese · 8 months ago

    • How do you stun a Scotsman?

    Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".

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