5+ Best Bother Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Cat

A close-up view of a silver laptop with its screen open, displaying what appears to be audio or video editing software. Three horseshoe crabs are placed on and around the laptop. One horseshoe crab is on the top edge of the screen, another is on the keyboard, and a third is on the laptop's palm rest. White text overlaid on the screen reads: 'My cats always brothe me when I'm on the computer' followed by a thinking face emoji and a beer emoji.

Testicle

Megamind says that there is no point trying to escape, as he attached a car battery to the testicles.

Cat

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A skeleton lies on a bed with a black cat sitting next to it. Text on the image: "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Allergy

Why just why

A person reacting to seasonal allergies. The text on the image reads: "When your body has to adjust to the sudden change in temperature so your nose is bothering you non stop."

Sibling

The image shows two panels. In both panels, a cartoon character is standing in front of a fireplace with logs. The top panel's caption says, "Parents when the younger sibling bothers the older sibling." In this panel, the character is flat on the floor with a sad face. The bottom panel's caption says, "Parents when the older sibling bothers the younger sibling." In this panel, the character is standing up straight with an angry face and a hat.

Cat

A black cat sits on the chest of a skeleton lying in a bed. The text on the image says, "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Jokes

Boy

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

Suicide

A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to jump!"

The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

Math book

What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"