Boiling water

Boiling water memes

Jokes

Egg

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.

Water

This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”