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A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels labeled "girls" and "boys." In the girls' panel, there are two crying women with the text "I can't believe he didn't cry at the Titanic," and "Do men even have feelings?" In the boys' panel, a "Chad" is contrasted with a screenshot from the Minecraft game, which reads, "Failed to connect to the server. The Hive Java Edition has closed down. Thank you for 8 years of amazing memories! Visit HiveMC.com for more information. We hope to see you on Minecraft: Bedrock Edition. Back to Server List."

Willy b

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Jesus Christ

Me and the boys at the last supper

A selfie of Jesus Christ and his disciples at the last supper.

rapboat

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏツ

The meme shows two pictures of dogs divided by a black line. The top picture shows three dogs sitting in the water looking straight ahead. The word "BOYS" is overlaid in white letters on a black background on the right side of the picture. The bottom picture shows three dogs nestled close to one another in a pink field. The word "GIRLS" is overlaid in white letters on a black background on the left side of the picture. The words "Posting for a picture" are above the first photo.

Anonymous

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels labeled "Girls" show two Wojak-style girls expressing their love for kids. The bottom two panels labeled "Boys" show two Chad-style boys, one saying "I love kids" and the other on the phone saying "Hello 911?"

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

rapboat

A black and white image showing 21 Savage and Metro Boomin, overlaid with screenshots of tweets. In the first tweet, Soulja Boy says, "He got 24hrs to delete that tweet." The second tweet is from 21 Savage who replies, "Or what?". The third tweet is from Metro Boomin who says, "My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send Soulja Boy a pack of beats. Sit down."

furry memes

A cartoon furry with a blushed face and a collar says that "Furry memes are totally normal!!!", but is also visibly excited to be called a good boy. The URL furryvsantifurry.comic.studio is at the bottom.

Anonymous

time for the furrys to unite

The image shows a furry meme with a blue furry character looking flustered. The text on the image reads: "Furry memes are totally normal!!!" "Me if you call me a good boy." At the bottom, it says, "literally the furry memes" and "furry memes be like: furryvsantifurry.comic.studio."

Heroin Monkey

no fucking goddamn way

Heroin Monkey

HOWWW

The image shows the text "Heroin Monkey", followed by "illegal meme dealer", "#fuckcosmo", "#wadeformodagain", "MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE", and "im an 8 year old boy" displayed against a dark green background. There are also a lot of randomly arranged symbols and characters, such as "@" and "%" surrounding the central text.

Anonymous

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

True tho🤫🧏‍♀️

The meme shows two images. The top image depicts a woman smiling, labeled 'when I mention my boyfriend to my mom'. The bottom image shows Peter Griffin holding a gun and Meg Griffin looking distressed, labeled 'WHEN I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND TO MY DAD', with the text 'I just want to talk with him' underneath.

rapboat

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

Toast ツ

The image shows a text box stating "Girls: Ugh, I've got nothing to wear." Then, the word "Boys" is written below. Underneath, there are two side-by-side images of the same male character from the video game Fallout. The image on the left is labeled "2077" and shows a well-kept character. The right image is labeled "2287" and shows the character in a decayed state, however, the character is wearing the same outfit.

Heroin Monkey

A selfie of an older man with glasses and a mustache smiling. Behind him is a wood burning stove with a fire burning inside. The text overlay says, "Sad one tonight boys, just cremated Barry."

Thoughtless

The image is a four-panel comic. The upper left panel shows a small stick figure on a rock outcropping saying in a speech bubble, "Not all dogs are good boys." The upper right panel shows a crowd of angry looking stick figures with weapons. The lower left panel shows the same stick figure on a rock saying, "Some are good girls." The lower right panel shows the crowd of stick figures now smiling.

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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