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Mother

A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.

So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"

The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"

The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."

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  • women's rights

    Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

    Girl: No, how?

    Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

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  • Hunter

    Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"

    The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."

    Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"

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