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A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two bowls side by side. The bowl on the left is full of popcorn, and above it reads 'Before the movie'. The bowl on the right is almost empty with a few crumbs of popcorn left, and above it reads 'Also before the movie'.

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥

The image shows a picture of a Kermit the Frog doll lying on a bed with a breathing mask on its face. The text above the picture reads, "Me after laughing at my own jokes." Below the image, the text says, "me before I even get the joke out."

Gummibääääär

A four-panel comic strip shows a person in bed, first trying to sleep while a brain asks a question, then the person says 'yes' and asks the brain to 'shut up'. In the next panel, the brain questions why the person drank a liter of cola before bed, and the final panel shows the person awake with wide eyes.

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

The image shows a four-panel comic comparing the coding and debugging process before and after the use of Chat GPT. In the 'Before Chat GPT' panels, a developer looks frustrated while coding for 2 hours and then is seen with his head in his hands while debugging for 6 hours. In the 'After Chat GPT' panels, the developer is not present, indicating that Chat GPT generates code in 5 minutes, but the developer is then seen with his head in his hands while debugging for 24 hours.

The image is a meme featuring white text on a black background. It reads "WTF SEX FACTS# Drinking coffee before sex will make your orgasms 50x more intense."

The meme shows two images. The top image is of a woman with a thoughtful expression and the text "I wonder if he's thinking about me." The bottom image shows a man running in a wooded area, with the text "I need to reach that tree before that car, or I'll die."

Your local comrade

I can now cross it off my bucket list

The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".

let me see it

A man in a military-style hat and uniform points at the viewer. Text above his head says: "I have seen that meme before." Text below him says: "Meme stealing license please."

Unimportant Intelligence

intelgent

A meme showing a portrait of Isaac Newton next to a photo of a person who appears to be flying above a lake, with the text "Did you know? Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity in 1687, people could fly."

The image shows a distorted, close-up of a face with a pained expression, likely SpongeBob, paired with the caption "What your phone sees before it falls on your face."

AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
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AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

The image depicts a text conversation where a time traveler goes back to 2001 and asks if it's before or after the 9/11 attacks. George Bush replies "Before" and a picture of a confused guy is shown, illustrating the traveler's reaction.

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A blurry image of a white cat with black spots on its head is shown with the text "ME 0.5 NANOSECONDS BEFORE I HAVE TO SNEEZE".

The image shows a before and after comparison of communists. On the left, 'Communists Before' depicts a man with a beard, and below him is a bulleted list: Broke, Lazy, Antisemitic, Entitled, Narcissist, and Sociopath. On the right, 'Communists Now' features a person with a red cap and a cigarette, with a similar list, adding 'Gay' at the end.

The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.

The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

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