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An illustration from a children's book shows Thomas the Tank Engine with a wide-eyed, shocked, and somewhat distressed expression. Behind him, another train with a smug, smiling face is positioned closely. The text above reads: "No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak."

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A person wearing a light-colored hoodie, a black and white plaid pleated skirt, and black tights, holds a fish with both hands. The fish is a rainbow trout, with speckled skin. A large red circle highlights the fish, and a red arrow points towards it. Below the image, white text reads: "He's never been held by a femboy before."

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A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.

A person wearing red, white, and blue striped socks is tying the red laces of oversized red and white clown shoes on a patterned green rug. The text above reads, 'Before you judge a liberal, try walking a mile in their shoes'.

what’s dudeese

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a black background. The first message, in a dark gray bubble, says, "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence I'd die". The second message, in a blue bubble, replies, "Yeah but if I jumped from your ignorance to your reasoning I'd die of old age before I hit anything". Below the messages, an iMessage input field and various app icons are partially visible.

A close-up selfie of a man's face, showing his eyes and the top of his nose, with text overlays above and below his eyes. The man has light blue eyes and light brown hair visible on his forehead. The text expresses an overly dramatic and intense plea for a reply, using terms like 'Kitten,' 'dagger,' 'alpha,' 'digital stars,' 'untamed dominance,' and 'pixelated princess.' The text is centered and appears in white font against transparent black bars.

A two-panel illustration comparing men and women before and after a shower. The top panel, labeled 'MAN', shows a man with messy, unkempt hair and beard before a shower, and a clean-cut, well-groomed man after a shower. The bottom panel, labeled 'WOMAN', shows an attractive woman with styled hair before a shower, and a woman with wet, matted hair and a distorted, unappealing face after a shower.

among us gaming

A heavily deep-fried image of a Minion with a wide, distorted mouth and eyes, set against a vibrant red and orange background. The text on the left reads: 'The loudest screams are always the ones before death.'

JaBe mistr 😃

Two identical images of Earth are shown side-by-side. The image on the left is labeled "WORLD BEFORE". The image on the right is labeled "WORLD AFTER". Both images show the same view of Earth from space, with North and South America visible.

A screenshot from an anime shows a man saying goodbye to a younger boy. Text overlay: "POV: Me saying goodbye to her little brother before he unfriends me on PlayStation because she broke up with me."

A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".

FUCKING GENIUS

A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post that says, "Stop saying your life is a joke. It's not. Jokes have meaning." Below it is a picture of a comedian in a green jacket holding a microphone looking offended, with the caption, "Never before have I been so offended by..."

A cartoon character looking at the viewer, with the text "how i look at my friends before i ask the stupidest question ever."

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

The image is a meme that references stereotypes of Ireland and Romania. Above two rows of flags and pictures the question "An Irishman leaves a car in Romania. Can the Romanians strip it apart before it blows up?" is written. On the left side is the flag of Ireland and underneath an image of a car burning with a man in a protective suit standing next to it. On the right side is the flag of Romania and underneath an image of a man in a ski mask appearing to be stealing parts of a car.

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

A two-panel meme shows a red sports car doing a burnout above a red minivan doing a burnout. The top panel is labeled "Before wife and kids" and the bottom panel is labeled "After wife and kids".

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A giant yellow rubber duck sits in the water with a city and pier in the background. The text above the duck says, "BOW BEFORE ME" and the text below the duck says, "PATHETIC HUMANS".

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