Bay memes

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bay.