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An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

Heroin Monkey

A cute white and brown puppy with its paw up, standing on a white surface. The image text says: "salutations huzz! can I please get a peek at your calcium cannons?"

Pankake

Two images show the same bird being held in a hand. In the left image, the bird has false eyelashes stuck to its forehead. In the right image, the eyelashes have been repositioned above the bird's eye.

Adolf kitler

I'm tired

A close-up of a white cat with squinted eyes and its tongue slightly sticking out. The background is black.

DIANEE

brother

A picture shows a turtle in a water container and a pineapple in a bowl next to each other. The text "brother?" is displayed above the turtle.

Adolf kitler

I like catles

A light orange cat lies on a gray rug, wearing a round, plush tan shell that gives the impression it's a turtle.

DIANEE

cat

A grey kitten with sad eyes looks downward, with text above and below him. The text says, "When I meow my human says 'I know'" and "Sometimes I think he doesn't really know".

Adolf kitler

charging power

A cat is sitting in the middle of rainbow colored light rays.

Adolf kitler

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

Adolf kitler

my cat grew legs

A white cat's head is photoshopped onto a pair of brown legs wearing shoes, standing against a yellow background.

Adolf kitler

neeeow

A cat sitting on a wooden floor, wearing a cardboard box that looks like an airplane, with the text 'I AM NOW AN AIRPLANE'.

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God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

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Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

Pankake

A cockatiel sitting on a toy tank, with the text "Peace was never an option" written below the tank.

Pankake

The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a chicken's face staring directly at the camera, with trees and a sky visible in the blurry background.

Pankake

Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

Pankake

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows a white bird wearing a red Santa suit and looking to the right with a serious expression. The text reads: "You really gonna scroll past and not say Merry Christmas?". The right panel shows a yellow and orange bird perched on top of a Christmas tree. The text reads: "Because in this house there's only one star".

Pankake

A yellow road sign with a silhouette of a chicken is shown, and beneath it, in a real world scene, stands a black chicken. The text above the image reads, "My dad sent me a picture this morning and said 'it finally happened'".

Pankake

I chooose the fist birrd <3

The image is a four-panel grid. Each panel features a different bird. Top left shows a grey parrot with a yellow face. Top right shows a yellow cockatiel. The bottom left image is a watermelon carved to look like a turtle. The bottom right image is a white bird with a knife in its beak. The text overlay at the top says "Choose your fighter".

Pankake

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

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