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Adolf kitler

A white fluffy cat with a grumpy expression. Text overlay: "When your human won't feed you for the 42nd time today:"

Adolf kitler

A small, fluffy kitten is sitting in a pile of green pickles. Above the kitten, the text reads "IN A BIT OF A" and below the kitten the text reads "PICKLE."

SlothyMemes

A photo shows a sloth being held by two people, one of whom is wearing a police uniform. The text overlay says, "YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SLOTH FU".

Adolf kitler

A photo of two cats, one of them is jumping up with both paws in the air, as if in a frantic state, and another one is sitting still, looking at the jumping cat, on a wood floor with text above the two cats that says: "WHEN YOU SEE YOUR HUMAN TAKING YOUR FOOD OUT."

SlothyMemes

A sloth is sitting at a school desk with a notebook. The text on the image reads: "Opens notebook. Class is over."

SlothyMemes

Guys I cant see him

A sloth is lying on the ground with its head towards the viewer. Above the sloth, the words "ninja sloth" are written in a black box. Below the sloth, the phrase "shhhhh you don't see me" is visible.

SlothyMemes

Guys watch out

An image shows a sloth walking on a paved road, with the text "on my way to steal yo girl" overlaid on the bottom of the image.

Adolf kitler

A cat is lying on its back on a couch with the text 'Cause of death: Missed you a lot.' written on the image.

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat sits on a grey carpet. There is an orange ball and a toy mouse in front of the cat. The meme says "A TRADE OFFER". On the left it says "I recieve: - nice home - gravy tubes - pets - birb watching". On the right it says "you recieve: - me".

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat is shown with the text "You have acquired CAT!" in a blue box below.

Mr.Cheese47

cheese

A cat is eating a piece of toast with the text 'gilled cheese' written above it.

Thoughtless

A transparent squid is seen on top of a colorful background of square blocks. The text says: "Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate... So it turned itself transparent. stick it to the man, Squid."

Thoughtless

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

A Star Wars Fan

A four-panel image comparing different types of tigers. The first three panels show a Bengal tiger, an Indo-Chinese tiger, and a Siberian tiger, each with a photo of the animal. The fourth panel shows a German Tiger tank, with the text "German Tiger".

Heroin Monkey

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

Adolf kitler

A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."

Adolf kitler

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two photos of a white cat sitting at a table. On the left, labeled "Meme", the cat looks displeased with the green vegetables on the plate. On the right, labeled "Reality", the cat is visibly yelling at the food that includes a fried breaded item and the green vegetables.

Adolf kitler

A close-up photo of a cat sticking its tongue out, with the text ':p' above the cat's head.

Adolf kitler

my favorite food

A cat is eating a piece of toasted bread. The text "gild chese" is overlayed above the cat.

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat is standing on a ledge holding a small piece of furniture in its mouth. The text on the image reads: "Seen this fella on the way to work, not sure which I like best... his pants, his knee pads, or his broken heart."

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