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TechPriestGotDrip

A golden Bionicle figure standing prominently, with another more complex mechanical figure beside it. The text on the image says, "this is the rare golden bionicle, it only appears once every 15,000 memes. it is the rarest of all bionicles. upvote if you want a year of dank memes."

Thoughtless

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

M3ME G0D

The image presents a question asking "WHICH KID WERE YOU?" with two pictures labeled 'A' and 'B'. Option A shows a sealed juice bottle and option B shows a juice bottle opened with the foil top ripped off. Below the image, the user comments "All the B kids in jail rn."

Nateツ

A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."

Takoyakii

Shrimp posture

The image shows a person with an exaggeratedly curved spine playing an electric guitar. The text above the image reads "Me: why is my back always hurting?" and "Me all day:".

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Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

The Unknown King of Moderation

History meme for y’all

The image shows a dialogue between Columbus and Indigenous tribes. Columbus says they don't have guns, and the tribes reply they have tons of gold. The image then shows a man saying, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."

GG Miller

Just a dark humor joke

A man with gray hair and a beard sits at a table with a bottle of beer, looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "The thing about 'your mom' jokes is that they're all old and overly used... like your mom."

minecraftsuchti

A screenshot of a Google search for "who was hitler's best friend" with the result showing the movie character Mort, a lemur.

freddyfatbear

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A drawing of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, looking sad and stressed. The text reads: "me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to myself and be a nice person."

Lostin Flowers

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Raptor

A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

tabs1528

The image shows a cartoon vampire with the Soviet Union flag superimposed on it, saying, "Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered." Below it is an angry-looking cartoon penguin with the Finnish flag superimposed on it, and text that says "*Angry snow noises*".

Heroin Monkey

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Jesus Christ

The image shows a cartoon of Jesus floating on clouds with the text 'You are all disappointments'. The background is black with a yellow moon behind Jesus and some star-like shapes.

Wade

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

TheForeverVirgin

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

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