All Memes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

Nuclear bomb

A search bar says "nuclear bomb", with the tab "SHOPPING" highlighted. Under the search, there is an image of Buzz Lightyear with a concerned face.

Hair

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

Dream

The image shows a text saying, "Psychologist: All dreams have meaning. My dream:" below it, there is a picture of a Barbie head attached to a turkey body, holding a toy gun.

Goat

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Life

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Human Right

A picture of Willy Wonka looking slightly off to the left. Underneath is a text that says "I'm all for human rights and shit, but if you're on a tour in a factory and decide to wander off, it should be legal for the floor workers to hunt you for sport."

Bro

The image shows a close-up, distorted view of a duck or similar bird, with a chaotic scene in the background of what appears to be a messy room. Text at the top reads: "POV: bro asks you on game the get and all 'this but see' you mute and up."

Football

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

Life

A man wearing a white hard hat and sunglasses sits on a couch in front of a muted background. Text above and below the man provide context: "ADHDers that take on life without medication:" above and "Well, first of all, with caffeine and anger, all things are possible, so jot that down" below.

Scientist

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".

Band

The image shows five white cartoon cats playing different instruments. The image is set up like a breaking news report with a red banner that says "BREAKING NEWS." The text reads, "NEW BAND IS BREAKING RECORDS A" and "@BONGOCATBAND HAS AMASSED 2 BILLION FOLLOWERS IN 3 MONTHS. BLOWING ALL". The cats are playing a keyboard, drums, a xylophone, and a guitar.

Life

A Minecraft character face is on the left side of the image and on the right side, a text that says: "Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all. - Nerf @nerfgraham2013."

Trump

A black and white dog named Artoo is in front of a United States map. A list with three dots and the names Trump, Biden, and Artoo is shown on the left.

Answer

A picture of Freddie Mercury in what looks like a quiz show setup. Four multiple choice answers are displayed: A: to break free, B: to ride my bicycle, C: it all, and D: to make a supersonic man out of you. The question is "I want...".

Cardboard

A roll of toilet paper has been replaced with a brown cardboard tube on a toilet paper dispenser. The text "Charmin Oops! All cardboard tube" is written above the tube in a cartoonish font.

Game

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

Shit

When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"

A young woman with long brown hair, wearing a red shirt, gives the middle finger with both hands. The background is white.

Math Teacher

Math teacher

A screenshot from a Reddit post. It says "Math Teacher Finally Gets A Nuke! (Thanks for all the tips!)" and comments on the player's accuracy and strategy.

Ear

The image shows a series of illustrations depicting various ear arrangements on a human and cat-like figures. The first row includes a human with cat ears, a human with only cat ears, and a human with hidden human ears labeled "Schrödinger's ears". The second row shows a human with cat ears on the side, a human with human ears on the top and a cat labeled with question marks. The third row depicts a cat with different ear arrangements, labeled with question marks, "???++", and "Hellspawn". The last row includes a human with two sets of cat ears, a pink blob with many ears with the text "I'm all ear" and a collection of eyes with ears with the text "do not be afraid".