100+ Best Age Memes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Girl

A screenshot of a 4chan greentext post from October 11, 2015. It features an image of a young blonde girl and the following text: ">been chatting with cute 14 year old girl >really flirty and sexy >now she tells me she's an undercover cop >how fucking cool is that for someone her age"

Care

A cartoon image shows a Countryhuman, represented by a flag with a face, wearing a suit and looking annoyed. He gestures towards a group of smaller Countryhumans with flags and dates labeling their establishment years (1818, 1959, 1952, 1946). The text above reads, "Why do I have to take care of these old men?", with a note at the bottom saying "(based on f***ball wiki)" and "born in 1967".

Vlad the Impaler

A painting of Vlad the Impaler wearing a red hat and ornate clothing, with the text "It's never too late to follow your dreams. Vlad the Impaler didn't even start impaling people until his mid-30s."

Wood chipper

The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."

Jokes

Women

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Sex

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

Prince

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.