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Zoo

Swf · 1 year ago

A still from The Hobbit shows a dwarf with a helmet saying, "I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

Fortune

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Marriage

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.

Woman

Big booty back shots · 1 year ago

kill me

A person is wearing a black t-shirt with the text: I love being a black woman.

Bitcoin

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

Hair

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with a beard stands in front of ruins. The image has the text "When you got so much $$$ hair your diarrhea comes out as a filtered drinking water."

Teacher

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

A still from "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" features Peter B. Parker looking stressed while eating fries. Text overlay reads: "Teachers when they have to open a page."

Gamer

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Boss

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with long brown hair and a beard stands in front of a shelf of cigarettes. The text overlay reads, "A bad boss with a good job is better than a job boss with good bad because down the line opportunities don't them but you create happen."

Woman

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A woman is wearing a t-shirt with the words "I [heart] being a black woman." printed on it. The heart is red.

Carpet

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Abortion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Dad

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A pixelated image of a person with red eyes in a blue and black environment has the text "If Herobrine isn't real, how did my dad die from a Herobrine overdose?"

Brother

memeoman · 1 year ago

me when my little brother says he wants a turn on the xbox

In the video, a person is grabbing an Elmo doll and shaking it aggressively in front of a computer tower.

Income

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

Femboy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

Turkey

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two muscular men are holding hands. One has a pregnant belly and a shirt that says, "There's a Turkey in this oven." The other has a shirt that reads, "I put a Turkey in this oven."

DM

DND memes · 1 year ago

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Meme

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

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A digitally altered image featuring the cartoon character Butt-Head from "Beavis and Butt-Head" with a real person's head superimposed over the character Beavis. Butt-Head is lying on a blue mat, looking distressed and exclaiming, "- Ahi help! He's got a boner!" The figure superimposed on Beavis is on top of Butt-Head. The background shows other cartoon figures wearing athletic uniforms.

Language

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Against the backdrop of a large cathedral, text states, "Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say 'I love you' in Spanish, you say 'yo quiero comer culo' which translates to 'you are the light of my life.' That's so beautiful."

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