Addiction

Addiction memes

Jokes

Candy

You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.

Person: Uh okay.

You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?

Person: Addicted.

You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?

Person: Addicted.

You: What hit you in the face last night?

Person: Addicted... *laughs*

(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")

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  • Masturbation

    If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

    Self

    I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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