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School life

3 years ago

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.
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    Dad

    2 years ago

    Why are most absent dads mechanics?

    They like to nut and bolt.

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    • School Shooter

    4 years ago

    When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

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    • Gun

    7 years ago

    What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

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