95 Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Anime

Meme:

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a character from an anime with a white and blue skirt. The top right panel shows a drawing of a person with a beard at a computer, with the text “Where have I seen this before?” The bottom left panel shows a large, naked Titan running in a city. The bottom right panel shows the same person from the top right panel, with a long arm reaching up. The source is @axlinder.

Bear

charmin bear pearly harbor?

The image shows a phone screen displaying a video and underneath comments. The text on top reads, "and the bear is like:". The comments mention, "in one of the commercials they show a bear TSA which implies that there was a Charmin bear 9/11." Another comment says, "Ain't no way" and a final comment asks "was there also a Charmin bear Hitler?"

Record

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

A printed paper with a sudoku grid and a digital interface printed on it as well. The grid is filled with numbers. The difficulty level is labeled as 'Evil', and the mistake count is 2 out of 3. The digital interface shows buttons for 'Undo,' 'Erase,' 'Notes,' and 'Hint,' as well as number buttons from 1 to 9. There is also a button labeled 'New Game'.

Jokes

Bill Gates

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Percent

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

Paul Walker

What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.