Matchup jokes

Terrorist

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When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire馃敟

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Status

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Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Penaldo

    115 views

    Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 馃槨馃槨馃槨

    America

    143 views

    This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

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