Matchup jokes

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.