His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
