Maroon jokes

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Wears pink.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.