Maroon jokes
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
