Magical Spell jokes
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
Community talk
Can you find the password hidden in this poem? Only the first five to answer correctly will go through to my next challenge (officially) others can still participate but not count in the final draw to find who's the riddler amongst us...
Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving cant relate