Magical Spell jokes

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.

The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”