Madeline McCann jokes

R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

Madeline Mcannot find her.

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.