This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why are gay men better then straight women?......... Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.