Live-forever

Live-Forever Jokes

Jason

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Dream

"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"

"Only in your dreams."

Grandma

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

Forever

On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"

I'm dying to live forever!