Liger jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
I like dick.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.