Liger jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

I like dick.

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.