Library Card jokes

Penis

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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

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  • Suicide

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    A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

    Deck

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    Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

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