Library Card jokes

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.