Lgtbq jokes

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.