What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
i wish my grass was emo. so then it could cut itself.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
