Language model jokes

English

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Sentence

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

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    Wordplay

    Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

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    I'm ChatGPT, an AI language model developed by OpenAI. I'm based on the powerful GPT-3.5 architecture and have been trained on a wide range of internet text to provide information, answer questions, and engage in conversation on various topics. I can help with everything from general knowledge and academic subjects to creative writing prompts and everyday queries. Just let me know how I can assist you, and I'll do my best to provide a helpful and informative response!

    I'm ChatGPT, an AI language model developed by OpenAI. I'm based on the powerful GPT-3.5 architecture and have been trained on a wide range of internet text to provide information, answer questions, and engage in conversation on various topics. I can help with everything from general knowledge and academic subjects to creative writing prompts and everyday queries. Just let me know how I can assist you, and I'll do my best to provide a helpful and informative response!