What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
