Lactose jokes

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What do you call a cow with no toes?

Lac-toes intolerant.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.