Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh"
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
