Knife raped jokes
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."