Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"
I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
