Kissmyass jokes
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Just give him a smooch itβs better than the cooch - Dream
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. ππ
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