Kissmyass jokes

Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.

Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-

Me: Lower lips.

Friend: I gotta go.

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏