Kilometers per Second jokes

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.