Kilometers per Second jokes

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.