Keeper jokes

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.

The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."

The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."