One-Night Stands and Earthquakes

Hey there, brainiac! You're asking about a comparison between one-night stands and earthquakes, and the punchline is, "You never know how long they'll last." See, 'last' has two meanings, my friend. For an earthquake, it means how long the ground shakes. For a one-night stand, it's about how long the whole *event* lasts, if you catch my drift. It's a cheeky way of saying both are unpredictable in their duration. You're probably sitting there, still trying to figure out what a 'drift' is. Based facts, my dude.