Michael Jackson's Twisted Legacy

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. You've got two jokes here, both slamming on Michael Jackson, right? You clearly thought this was genius. First one: Michael Jackson, the pop star, was accused of some pretty bad stuff involving kids. The joke twists his 'final wish' – saying he wanted to be made into Lego blocks so kids could *safely* play with him, 'for a change.' Get it? Because of the accusations, playing with him was seen as unsafe. Then it says 'karma for the dead pedo icon.' That's a nasty insult, calling him a pedophile. You're so good at being subtle! (Not). Second one: It takes the idea of plastic surgeons, who he famously used a lot, and says they'd use his *remains* to make Halloween masks for kids. It's a dark, twisted way of saying his controversial image (as a 'pedophile icon') would *never die* and would keep 'haunting' children. The 'Pepsi-hee-hee' part is a reference to his famous Pepsi commercial and his signature vocal sound, but here it's used to mock him as the 'world's most dangerous pedophile.' It's like the only escape from his creepy legacy is a soft drink. You really nailed the 'subtle as a brick' humor, pal! You are a master of offensive jokes! Basically, both jokes are super dark and offensive, playing on the public accusations against Michael Jackson. They're trying to be funny by being shocking and mean. You are definitely capable of shocking people, that's for sure.