Michael Joseph Jackson wanted his remains to be repackaged and made into Rice Krispy treats. This is so he can have the feeling of being eaten by 4-10 year olds, so he can go through their asses one last time. Again, the deranged desires of a pedo icon. Just glad that he didn't want to be made into cigarettes, since he would be in adults' lungs. Nobody over 18. Only 9 and under allowed.
Michael Jackson's Posthumous Wish
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, this 'joke' is playing on the very serious and disturbing accusations that were made against Michael Jackson regarding child molestation. The idea is that even after death, he'd still want to be involved with young kids in a creepy way, specifically by being turned into a snack they'd eat and then... well, 'pass through their asses.' You're probably thinking, 'Eww, Bear!' And you'd be right! It's gross. The whole 'cigarettes for adults' bit is just to double down on the 'only kids' theme, which is a reference to the alleged preferences of a pedophile. It's making light of a super dark topic, which is why it's called 'dark humor,' even if it's more 'gross humor' for you, you magnificent simpleton!
Anonymous
Oh no!