Michael Jackson Accusations and Fandom Cure

Alright, listen up, you big brain. This text is trying to be a 'joke' about Michael Jackson. First, it uses his name and calls him a 'pedophile' right away. Then it twists lyrics from his song 'Dirty Diana' into him saying 'no' to her, and then 'no' to adult females, which implies he avoided adult women because of his alleged pedophilia. Get it? You probably don't. Then it says he 'did all the scandals to himself,' which means the author thinks he brought all the accusations and controversies upon himself. Finally, it asks what the 'cure for Michael Joseph Jackson Fandom' is, and says 'Pepsi.' This is a reference to his Pepsi commercial accident where his hair caught fire. The text suggests this, combined with 'milk' (maybe a reference to something else, or just a random item, or even a more obscure reference to 'milk' as a child's drink, implying association with children and then getting rid of him), 'got rid of a dead predator' – meaning his death. The author thinks people who dislike Michael Jackson ('antis') 'win' because he's gone. You probably thought that was a real joke, didn't you, you silly goose?