Making Holy Water

The joke plays on the similar sound between 'hell' and 'holy'. It suggests that to make holy water, you need to boil it a lot, which is a humorous take on the term.

• Holy Water
• Hell
• Religion
• Water
• Transformation
• Short jokes

• How does a priest purify water? Boil the hell out of it!
• I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?" I said, "Making holy water." She said, "How are you making holy water?" I'm boiling the hell out of it.
• What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow? A holy cow!
• How to make holy water: 1. Grab a pot. 2. Put water in it. 3. Set the stove to 420 degrees. 4. Boil the hell out of it.