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CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE FRICKING DRAMA! I see people bullying other people too, Gwen is not the only one. For god sake just do jokes, if you want to bully some one do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other but were still doing this stupid NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it’s called “Worst JOKES ever” not “Bully people EVER” SO SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FRICKING WORLD!!! “Addison shut up your only 8 years old. What do you know.?” I might be 8 but at least I got some sense, and plus I’m way smarter than you guys anyway. I’m in alert. You know like a very, very, very, intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying “u” I say the true say you instead of “pls” it’s “please.” Sorry if I did meant it...which I don’t!

Comments (150)

My friends, it has returned.

Shut the fuck up anonymous!

Stop being BULLIES and cussing in MY comment section! PLUS it took me 2 hours to write that! COOL!!!!

Wasn't this same post here 9 months ago?

The first time it took you 1 hour to write this post

Ww2 never would have started if Hitler hadn’t have ordered a glass of juice

If your son is named Allah Akbar but he goes missing in a public place, don’t yell his name

CHILD?!?!??! OH BOY OH BOY

So the other chat from 9 months ago wasn’t working so I came here

Don't worry - I'll visit you in your dreams tonight!

FYA It's not a joke....

Top o the morning to you laddies it's me jacksepticeye and today we'll be addressing the recent allegations that I've killed my father and groomed my children on discord yes this is true but is it really that bad I dont think so as I would be grooming the children in just 5 days wherein I will consume their flesh just like my fahdur

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.

Don't care about your "Motherland", do us a favor and kill that commie bastard Putin.

Or I'll gun him down with my fighter, no sweat.

I never said I like Putin I just stayed I liked Russia 🇷🇺

Good. Nobody should like that bald cunt after what he's started.

"Russia" this, "Russia" that, meanwhile I'm "Russian" away from Chet Goldstein and his friends!

I need them cupcakes, man!

Lame pun, btw aren't you a convicted pedophile? Do the world a favor and kys.

Guys, search up Deyione Scott Wilson Eason on google, and tell me what you see.

@ghost of Kyiv oh my god you shoulda seen the other chat, my man was all over a 13 year old girl we were saying he was pedo and everything

LMFAO fatass changed his name and they still caught him.

@Fuck you asshole I don't think it's real, looks like a spoof of the real guy.

Then again, I saw some videos that he came back last month, so idk.

2022 isn't looking so hot with the pedo coming back and not to mention the whole ordeal in our land.

edp445 is some youtuber who got caught for sending shit pics to little girls

I mean real edp is probably traumatized by the word "cupcake" because of all of the memes

So why would he be saying it on a daily basis?

There was like a 14 minute compilation of all of the texts he sent.

Worst part is, there was a point where he actually said in the texts how he KNEW it wasn't right and he was feeling guilty.

But then about a day later he started again and it was worse that time around

He said he wanted to "fuck her innocence away" and "lock her in a dungeon"

AND YOU GOT THE WRONG DEYIONE

Right, because there's another Deyione Scott Wilson Eason who also coincidentally has the alias "EDP445", right? Fuck off nonce.

All that text - two words: INSPECT ELEMENT!

Iphone messaging sites don't have inspect element.

just give up with the troll btw, you're not even the real EDP. The real EDP is retarded, but he's not trying to be like you are.

Now, as I was saying … true or false Jerusalem is a country

And whatchu mean i ain't real?

On the bright side, at least it is a troll and not EDP.

Better troll than not but still change it to adolf hitler, Benito Mussolini, emperor Hirohito, joeseph stalin any of the them

At ol' Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeriaplex

But as you all know, I am the KING of Five Nights at Freddy's! And I will not give up my crown to anybody who wants to impersonate a Golden Freddy or a Nightmare Fredbear or whatever his name is now! I'm gonna beat him! And I'm gonna do it very quietly 'cause I'm gonna listen very closely for it, and he's not gonna sneak up on me.

I'm gonna wait until EDP leaves to troll elsewhere

It's been 4 minutes but he always comes back somehow

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven yo

u in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you.

I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication. *BEEP*

Nuh uh. I am the KING of Five Night's at FNaF's.

Alright I think you know who is finally gone. I won't utter his name as to not jynx myself.

CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE FRICKING DRAMA! I see people bullying other people too, Gwen is not the only one. For god sake just do jokes, if you want to bully some one do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other but were still doing this stupid NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it’s called “Worst JOKES ever” not “Bully people EVER” SO SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread H

110 messages already ya'll draining these jokes by the balls fr

Wassup gang gang it’s yaboy suck it 420

Si are you like a gay version of me? Because that intro sounds exactly like mine.

Reeeeeeeeeee I'm back from near death, hungry for more tendies!!! Mmmmm.

m'goodboys you have some tendies for me? i've been waiting

This isn’t the real king tendie, the real one would use all caps and talk anime shit

Nah bruh I ain’t homo I’m just here for some yogurt y’know?

Gang it’s pretty lit in here how old you guys? Just wondering.

Si gtf out of here nobody wants a tub of lard like you to ask people for their age

Aye calm down bro, man’s freaking out over nothin, I’ll start with my age-37-so how old is you?

Cmon man just outta town for some yogurt y’know what I mean?

I was coming here to pick up a cupcake 🧁 and then go back home!

Wow the chats already lit up

OH TENDIES ARE SO GREAT NEED MORE NEED MORE THE TENDIE GOD WILL SHINE DOWN UPON ME I AM THE CHOSEN ONE

CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE FRICKING DRAMA! I want to see other people get bullied too, Gwen is not the only one.

TENDER WENDER THEY ARE SPLENDOR STICKY WICKY THEY ARENT ICKY JUICY WOOSEY THEY ARE SNOOSY

THE DOCTORS SAY TO TAKE MY MEDICATION BUT THE TENDIE MESIAH SAYS NO

MR TENDIE IS SO JUICY SO SCRUMPTIOUS SO DELICIOUS SO AMAZING SO PERFECT

Si420 is literally the pope

bro this is a parody of the original.

Shut the fuck up and shut ur big mouth up!

Fuck u