What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool? Vegetable soup
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fleperd
Hello
fleperd
I miss u
fleperd
<33
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im tryna go over to V's this weekend
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And i can use her chromeboook or phone to text u more often
fleperd
Oh
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but not to much cause im going to see her to make her feel better
fleperd
Mhmm
fleperd
Was I choking you correctly?
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you could tell in my eyes when you did
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So more twords the end i jsut
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qergergregwrtg
fleperd
If we were alone
fleperd
Head?
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you really need to let me leave when I want at lunch like I wanna stay with you but its really really upsetting V-rah first shes second to her mom and dad cause of who they are dating and now she feels last cause I'm with you a lot and I don't want her thinking that.
fleperd
Oh
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She feels last to everyone or atleast second and its really really upsetting her
fleperd
Sorry
fleperd
Mhmm
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Why is aaden nicer to me more than V?
fleperd
Idk
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My brother tryna play jingle bells
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and he got a concert soon
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I hate band kids
fleperd
:3
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Band is so gross
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I could never be in band
fleperd
:3
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I was comfertable laying on u
fleperd
I was too
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When i found out it wasnt ur phone though
fleperd
HAH
fleperd
Nuthin
fleperd
:3
fleperd
When u found out it was t my phone
fleperd
Hehe
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yeah that was'
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I didnt mind though
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Js didnt know hard was tht hard..
fleperd
I wasn't hard
fleperd
I was semi erect
fleperd
Fire
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Gun?
fleperd
Whoa
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Turns out i have Ptsd for another thing
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Cause of the thing that happend
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I wasent sposed to let anyone see me cry..
fleperd
It's okay babe
fleperd
I told hatake and jj
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ima tell axton
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I straight up watched axton and landan beat an old man up
fleperd
Good.
fleperd
He probably deserved it
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you read what he did
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i added as least of details as possible
fleperd
I love you
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I love you to.
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Now only you landan axton aaden V'rah and skyler know bout what happend
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Thats to much.
fleperd
Your secret is safe with me
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I trust you guys i just wish my dad would let me hang out with V-rah
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He will find out soon enough its not really gwen
fleperd
Damn
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once he dose i wont be able to go out for a year..
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and wont be able to go on the internet for like 3 months
fleperd
Can you over summer?
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over summer will be a little harder but most likely
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unless im at my moms
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then im at my moms
fleperd
Mhmm
fleperd
If ya do
fleperd
You know where I live
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I couldnt survive summer w/i u
fleperd
I want you to straddle me again
fleperd
That was hot
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Your smile said it all
fleperd
It must've been adorable
fleperd
Hehe^^
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I love ur eyes sm
fleperd
<333
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I never wanna stop loveing you
fleperd
I'm sorry about scaring you when I said I'm leaving you
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When i was like break down and you saying it was ok and that u was there tbh
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u make things alot better
fleperd
I care for you so much
fleperd
I did everything I wanted to do to you
fleperd
Kiss you
fleperd
Make out with you
fleperd
Not yet~
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ever innocent thing
fleperd
But I don't see you for just an opportunity for sex
fleperd
I love you
fleperd
Mo
fleperd
Your mean :(
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its just weird
fleperd
Yep
fleperd
:3
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not like u can turn me on
fleperd
Damn
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i struglled lying bout tht
fleperd
Same
fleperd
I can't lie
fleperd
You turn me on pretty easily
fleperd
I like
fleperd
;)
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I love when you put thoughts in my head
fleperd
EVERY
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FUCKING
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TIME
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LEAVE
fleperd
Please dear
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want me to sya again?
fleperd
Yes
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You got kinda of really close to doing that when you like moved your hand and I just made a sound
fleperd
Was my hand on it :3
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i tried to make it
fleperd
Yippie :D
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Stop getting so close it turns me tf on
fleperd
^^
fleperd
No.
fleperd
Okay
fleperd
Fine
fleperd
Okay
fleperd
^^
fleperd
This yogurt is tasteless
fleperd
the blueberries are
fleperd
:0
fleperd
I can really taste the yogurt itseld
fleperd
I want to
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why didnt u let me see the msg ur mom said
fleperd
Cause
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I don't share secrets often
fleperd
Besides
fleperd
It was a no
fleperd
Why would you wanna see
fleperd
First what were you expectinh?
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well it was alota texts
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and i saw some of it before you took ur phone from me.
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And how much u was tryna hide it
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and stopped reading
fleperd
Idkw
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Ily
fleperd
I'm so lucky to have you
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im so lucky that i even met you
fleperd
All I did was look at you
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Afk i needa get firewook
fleperd
Wook
fleperd
Heh
fleperd
Noooo
fleperd
Now I am
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Can u do me a favor?
fleperd
Yep
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Can u text V-rah and tell her ima text my dad tmrw with her phone to ask him instead of ask him tonight cause his gf isn't there to influence him and I'm more convincing over phone and he wont feel pressured to answer and will answer faster
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Or just screenshot what i said and tell ha
fleperd
Okay.
fleperd
May I ask why
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Ask why for what..?
fleperd
Can u text V-rah and tell her ima text my dad tmrw with her phone to ask him instead of ask him tonight cause his gf isn't there to influence him and I'm more convincing over phone and he wont feel pressured to answer and will answer faster
?
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I will forget to tell her tmrw and I told her I was gonna ask tonight
fleperd
Oooh
fleperd
I'm still getting butterflies when I think abt you straddlimg me
fleperd
<333333
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Get fucking butterflies
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i said that then thought abt u choking me and like 4r4fberkhgfvqekrjhbg
fleperd
I felt my body shut off
fleperd
I couldn't do anything
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let me control you ;)
fleperd
You don't know how hard that makes me
fleperd
I love when your dominant
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sometimes i enjoy being dom
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I want people to do the things I want but sometimes I just like take there hand and move it to where I want
fleperd
I always enjoy when you're Dom :)
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Bro imaigne being submissive.
fleperd
I don't have to imagine
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I am used to being dom cause of my exes..
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but like if youd randomly turn dom for even a seconddmy thoguths would have a stroke
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DUDE THINKING ABOUT IT LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO MY TEXTS
fleperd
I wanna sleep inbetween your legs
fleperd
Not tongue fucking you
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I wouldnt stop you =D
fleperd
Hmmmmmm
fleperd
I wouldn't stop myself
fleperd
So why not
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I wiah i lived with u
fleperd
Same
fleperd
Infinite cuddles :3
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i think im touch deprived
fleperd
My mom would probably make you sleep in a seperate room :(
fleperd
So you don't fuck me
fleperd
:(
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my dad would do the same
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it is good reason
fleperd
Yes
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or make both in living room
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there parents they have the right to worry
fleperd
I wanna hold you as you fall asleep
fleperd
Then I doze off
fleperd
Ehhhehe
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i want it so bad
fleperd
Sammme
fleperd
Once I'm 18 I'll try to get a place
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There was this one girl who worked two jobs at 16 to get a house at 18.
fleperd
Oooh
fleperd
I was gonna say like a apartment or something
fleperd
I'd guess those are chealer
fleperd
But I dunno by how much
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about 10,000 month for an apartment
fleperd
Damn
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and to buy a house its like $260,000
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Then you still have bills and such
fleperd
Yeah.
fleperd
Ilyyy
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you got a staring problem
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what should i wear tmrw?
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thats amazing.
fleperd
Tank top :3
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Thats to much work
fleperd
Part of autism is starring
fleperd
I'm known to be autistca
fleperd
Maybe
fleperd
Me :D
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yes ur very amazing
fleperd
Good girl
fleperd
It better flutter
fleperd
Hehe
fleperd
Holy shit
fleperd
I forgot
fleperd
I licked your tit
fleperd
I was doing it as a joke at first
fleperd
When I was laying down on your thigh
fleperd
When we met up
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is that why you was laughin when I looked at u?
fleperd
Yes
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i did not notice.
fleperd
The tip of my tongue touched it soooo
fleperd
I wanna do it again
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then do it again
fleperd
Simp?
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Would you rather me go to my moms to use disc..?
fleperd
Uhm
fleperd
Why?
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If i go with V this weekend I cant use disc and stay up
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if i dont go then itll just be like when I'm normally at my moms
fleperd
With v to her moms?
fleperd
because if so, then it's like a 10 minute drive
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If i go with veronica this weekend I cant use discord like I can when I'm at my moms house
fleperd
And since I walk fast, I'd probably be 20 minutes for me to get there
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Dude V's mom wont let her hang out with guys
fleperd
Walk to my place then :/
fleperd
Wait
fleperd
I gotta give my vr back yo my brother :(
fleperd
Jr
fleperd
Judging by the whole angle of it
fleperd
O V E
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= me & u
fleperd
<333
fleperd
Is it good enough for your background
fleperd
I love you too~
fleperd
Good :3
fleperd
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im making it like
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When you close the tabs out
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its slow asf rn
fleperd
My img won't load
fleperd
In docs I put it there
fleperd
Awwh
fleperd
First check the img then restart the chrome
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theres no img?
fleperd
Huh
fleperd
Huh
fleperd
Womp
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like nothing is working rn
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Docs aint wroking rn
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nor willlike anything
fleperd
Nooo
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I wNted to show you the collage
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The other one
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Just send me it tmrw
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Look at the time..
fleperd
No
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I dun wanna
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Ilyyy
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Ilysm
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Clala
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One sec
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Img
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Goodnight I love you
fleperd
Goodnight
fleperd
Ilyt
fleperd
Bbjg
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Hey