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im tryna go over to V's this weekend

And i can use her chromeboook or phone to text u more often

but not to much cause im going to see her to make her feel better

Was I choking you correctly?

you could tell in my eyes when you did

So more twords the end i jsut

qergergregwrtg

Prolly not

you really need to let me leave when I want at lunch like I wanna stay with you but its really really upsetting V-rah first shes second to her mom and dad cause of who they are dating and now she feels last cause I'm with you a lot and I don't want her thinking that.

She feels last to everyone or atleast second and its really really upsetting her

Why is aaden nicer to me more than V?

My brother tryna play jingle bells

and he got a concert soon

on the 30th

I hate band kids

Band is so gross

I could never be in band

I was comfertable laying on u

When i found out it wasnt ur phone though

When u found out it was t my phone

yeah that was'

I didnt mind though

Js didnt know hard was tht hard..

I want fire.

i want fire

🔥🦾

Fire to arm

Turns out i have Ptsd for another thing

Cause of the thing that happend

I wasent sposed to let anyone see me cry..

I told hatake and jj

ima tell axton

I straight up watched axton and landan beat an old man up

He probably deserved it

you read what he did

i added as least of details as possible

I love you to.

Now only you landan axton aaden V'rah and skyler know bout what happend

Thats to much.

Your secret is safe with me

I trust you guys i just wish my dad would let me hang out with V-rah

He will find out soon enough its not really gwen

once he dose i wont be able to go out for a year..

and wont be able to go on the internet for like 3 months

Can you over summer?

over summer will be a little harder but most likely

unless im at my moms

then im at my moms

You know where I live

I couldnt survive summer w/i u

I want you to straddle me again

your smile

Your smile said it all

It must've been adorable

I love ur eyes sm

I never wanna stop loveing you

I'm sorry about scaring you when I said I'm leaving you

When i was like break down and you saying it was ok and that u was there tbh

u make things alot better

I care for you so much

I did everything I wanted to do to you

everything?

ever innocent thing

But I don't see you for just an opportunity for sex

i love you to

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did u see what i said here..?

its just weird

O.D.D

Nah

Cuh u can't turn me on

not like u can turn me on

i struglled lying bout tht

You turn me on pretty easily

I love when you put thoughts in my head

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want me to sya again?

i just said

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You got kinda of really close to doing that when you like moved your hand and I just made a sound

Was my hand on it :3

many times.

i tried to make it

Stop getting so close it turns me tf on

fleperd

No.

This answer was better

This yogurt is tasteless

the blueberries are

U got covid

I can really taste the yogurt itseld

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Then do it

why didnt u let me see the msg ur mom said

I don't share secrets often

Why would you wanna see

First what were you expectinh?

well it was alota texts

and i saw some of it before you took ur phone from me.

And how much u was tryna hide it

and stopped reading

I'm so lucky to have you

im so lucky that i even met you

All I did was look at you

Afk i needa get firewook

Can u do me a favor?

Can u text V-rah and tell her ima text my dad tmrw with her phone to ask him instead of ask him tonight cause his gf isn't there to influence him and I'm more convincing over phone and he wont feel pressured to answer and will answer faster

Or just screenshot what i said and tell ha

Ask why for what..?

O.D.D

Can u text V-rah and tell her ima text my dad tmrw with her phone to ask him instead of ask him tonight cause his gf isn't there to influence him and I'm more convincing over phone and he wont feel pressured to answer and will answer faster

?

I will forget to tell her tmrw and I told her I was gonna ask tonight

I'm still getting butterflies when I think abt you straddlimg me

Get fucking butterflies

i said that then thought abt u choking me and like 4r4fberkhgfvqekrjhbg

I felt my body shut off

I couldn't do anything

let me control you ;)

You don't know how hard that makes me

I love when your dominant

sometimes i enjoy being dom

I want people to do the things I want but sometimes I just like take there hand and move it to where I want

I always enjoy when you're Dom :)

Bro imaigne being submissive.

I don't have to imagine

I am used to being dom cause of my exes..

but like if youd randomly turn dom for even a seconddmy thoguths would have a stroke

DUDE THINKING ABOUT IT LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO MY TEXTS

I wanna sleep inbetween your legs

Not tongue fucking you

I wouldnt stop you =D

I wouldn't stop myself

I wiah i lived with u

Infinite cuddles :3

i think im touch deprived

My mom would probably make you sleep in a seperate room :(

So you don't fuck me

my dad would do the same

it is good reason

or make both in living room

there parents they have the right to worry

I wanna hold you as you fall asleep

im gonna cry

i want it so bad

Once I'm 18 I'll try to get a place

its possible

There was this one girl who worked two jobs at 16 to get a house at 18.

I was gonna say like a apartment or something

I'd guess those are chealer

But I dunno by how much

about 10,000 month for an apartment

and to buy a house its like $260,000

Then you still have bills and such

you got a staring problem

what should i wear tmrw?

thats amazing.

Thats to much work

O.D.D

you got a staring problem

I'm pretty sure that is autism

Part of autism is starring

I'm known to be autistca

O.D.D

thats amazing.

What is?

yes ur very amazing

I was doing it as a joke at first

When I was laying down on your thigh

is that why you was laughin when I looked at u?

i did not notice.

The tip of my tongue touched it soooo

I wanna do it again

then do it again

Would you rather me go to my moms to use disc..?

If i go with V this weekend I cant use disc and stay up

if i dont go then itll just be like when I'm normally at my moms

With v to her moms?

because if so, then it's like a 10 minute drive

If i go with veronica this weekend I cant use discord like I can when I'm at my moms house

And since I walk fast, I'd probably be 20 minutes for me to get there

Dude V's mom wont let her hang out with guys

Walk to my place then :/

I gotta give my vr back yo my brother :(

who da fuck took this?

Judging by the whole angle of it

fleperd

I gotta give my vr back yo my brother :(

L

Is it good enough for your background

I love youu~

im making it like

When you close the tabs out

its slow asf rn

In docs I put it there

this wont load

First check the img then restart the chrome

theres no img?

thers no img

fleperd

In docs I put it there

nun there

like nothing is working rn

Docs aint wroking rn

it wont load

nor willlike anything

I wNted to show you the collage

Just send me it tmrw

Look at the time..

Goodnight I love you