Japanese and Christmas - Worst Jokes Ever

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Explanation

This is a dark joke that plays on the stereotype of Santa Claus as a "fat man" and uses this to reference the atomic bombing of Japan during World War II, where "Fat Man" was the codename for the bomb dropped on Nagasaki. The humor comes from the unexpected juxtaposition of Christmas and a tragic historical event.

Comments (32)

L

5 years ago

What. That’s is funny but what.

Wavey Takada

5 years ago

I'm Japanese, but that's funny!

Him

4 years ago

Not a fat joke but you are forgiven that is funny as fuck

That one guy

4 years ago

Instructions unclear. Bombed Japs twice.

ahahahahHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

4 years ago

imagine not getting it...ahaha....hah....could never be me...

You Decide

4 years ago

Not understand at all

Peen

4 years ago

I don’t get it

ANoNyMoUs

4 years ago

WWII they nuked Japan twice

DevG

4 years ago

Fatman was the name of the bomb that was dropped.

E

4 years ago

The Bomb Dropped On Hiroshima Was Code Named "The Little Boy" The Bomb Dropped On Nagasaki Was Code Named "The Fat Man" Hiroshima Came Before Nagasaki