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The Nun and the Bus Driver

A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

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This joke is a classic bait-and-switch. A guy is trying to get with a nun, gets some terrible advice, and tries to trick her by dressing up as God. But the joke is that he's actually getting tricked, because the nun was the bus driver the whole time! It uses a lot of crude humor to surprise the listener with the reveal.

Comments (32)

That's so hilarious

YO WHY HASN'T THIS GOT TO 1'000 LIKES LOLLLLL

Nice one

I was not expecting that. Nice one 😂

woww i thought it was the nun omg the end was a big twist

Great joke, the punchline is fkn great! Didn't see it coming.

Oh shit I didnt see that comin And nether did he

How tf did you come up with this.....I can just imagine the conversation you were having with the voice in your head lmao

this is answer for ''this comment is a joke'' if you read the last passage when the bus driver open the nun i dont know what it is it said'' says the nun, removing her costume.''

lol in actually 10 but im primary 5 cause my birthday month is the 2 last month ............. i think this is unappoperite for some small kid who accidently found this website about jokes.........but read about sex.......

sorry i have the mistake in here it should be'' lol im 10''

Great! I LOVE it

That's gay mother fucker

omg that was craze bru