Joke

Yo mama so old she dated George Washington in high school.

Yo mama so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten.

Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Yo mama so old she shits rush.

Yo mama so old that she shits out fossils.

Yo mama so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs l.

Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur