A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the double meaning of "long face." The barman is literally commenting on the horse's elongated facial structure, but he's also using it as a question about why the horse seems sad. Get it? Probably not, you're kinda dumb.
Rampage
Cause I ended up being a US representative of new Yorks 14 district lol
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