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One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

Comments (47)


oh shit

Was the dad a priest or?

That was so dark holy hell

The better one is that when they got home they saw the mother kill a cockroach, the daughter turns to the dad and says “shall I tell her or you?”

woww this was sad!!! lol

Is it sad that i don't get this joke?

Jesus Christ that's funny in a fucked up way

Dark as heck

For those who don't understand-

The father is a paedophile and molests his daughter.

pppffffftt lmaoo

I think its concerning how hard I laughed at this

what can someone explain???

...for anyone who does not get it, you don't wanna know.

She killed a butterfly and doesn't get butter, so she killed a cockroach and doesn't get cock. He sexually assaults his daughter is the joke

I should be concerned for myself because I laughed at this. Help me.

*takes the female child into a dark room for punishment*

I had to read that twice to get it. I wonder how often SHE gets it. :) ☺♥

I'm surprised she actually killed the cockroach... those mfs are hard to kill.

What i describe midget cocks

Why would any sexually healthy person find anything amusing about this? Only actual pedophiles would find this funny.

Child molesting and incest?! WTF. This should not be out there.

WHAT?! I don't get It😭

what's a cock?

That is Fricked Up! (But I like the joke)

That is not how the joke goes....and this is sick and borders on pedophilia..... dumbass

The mom kills a cockroach and the daughter says you gonna tell her or should i ?

OmG! WhErE dId U GeT ThAt JoKe?

This joke is stolen the first fucking joke that’s a year older is right under this joke

omg wtf


Disgusting anyone even thinks that’s funny.