Morbid jokes

Tyler

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

Comments (37)

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wtf

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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oh shit

N

HAHAHAH

K

Dark A F

I

Damn, that's some quality shidd

I

Was the dad a priest or?

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LOL

B

That was so dark holy hell

G

Fucking hell

T

ALABAMA 100

E

The better one is that when they got home they saw the mother kill a cockroach, the daughter turns to the dad and says “shall I tell her or you?”

J

woww this was sad!!! lol

A

Is it sad that i don't get this joke?

S

Jesus Christ that's funny in a fucked up way

A

Dark as heck

S

For those who don't understand- The father is a paedophile and molests his daughter.

A

pppffffftt lmaoo I think its concerning how hard I laughed at this

T

It's sad how much I love this.

R.i.p small child ;-;

J

what can someone explain???

K

...for anyone who does not get it, you don't wanna know.

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She killed a butterfly and doesn't get butter, so she killed a cockroach and doesn't get cock. He sexually assaults his daughter is the joke

A

Shit dude that's hilarious

P

I should be concerned for myself because I laughed at this. Help me.

T

*takes the female child into a dark room for punishment*

W

I had to read that twice to get it. I wonder how often SHE gets it. :) ☺♥

J

*wow*

W

I'm surprised she actually killed the cockroach... those mfs are hard to kill.

J

What i describe midget cocks

A

omfg lol that is dark af

L

Why would any sexually healthy person find anything amusing about this? Only actual pedophiles would find this funny.

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...it took me a second....but i got it. thanks ig 😭

N

Child molesting and incest?! WTF. This should not be out there.

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WHAT?! I don't get It😭

J

what's a cock?

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That is Fricked Up! (But I like the joke)

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