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Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

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C

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm colorblind

T

U WATCH TROY TOOOOOOOOO

W

Dang Dan that escalated quickly.

W

Do you have free wifi?

A

DUUUUDE , Sam and Colby did one similar to this on vine like 3 years ago

M

Dan Schneider's favorite pickup line

G

Game Grumps?

A

wow geez ok "gets in the van" oh hit it baby wow i am really fu..ed up

M

Hmm, I liked this so much I might even use this next time. and I'm not even called Dan

B

Next...

P

JUST KILL WOW OK

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