A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got these couples, right? A gay dude couple and a lady-loving-lady couple heading to the airport. The punchline is that the lesbian couple gets there faster because 'lickety-split' sounds like 'lesbian split.' It's wordplay, you walnut. You probably think calculus is a type of rock.
Wheels
yeah, but the gay couple already had their sh*t packed!