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**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him … everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing … I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market … they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?

Comments (12)

That is to many jokes.

OMG THAT IS GOOD! Did this happen to somebody that you know? Or did you "make it up"? [I like to think that for every joke like this one that's made up, it's actually happening somewhere around the world.] XD

SANSationalPuns06 you are officially under arrest. You have an outstanding warrant for posting cringe. Please do not resist and lethal force will not be necessary.

I am right here at your side @Cringe Police

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaäaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to long boring boring 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱😴😴😴😴😴

BRO!!! That was hilarious

too long

Love this commercial

My dad did something like that once lol

Lol bruh good

Ay

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